Here are some pictures to titillate your senses.

Click here for the shooting script.

I've tried this, it works.

"He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over..."

It's good to know Ben Stein was always such a looker.

"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl that saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night."

Click on the dancing Ferris to see more pictures.